I'm really fond of a particular weapon, you see? Some primitive reptilian has it and quite frankly, I'm a little jealous something so deadly is in its possession. I don't want the actual weapon, no. It's been tainted by them and their dirty hands. Just…blueprints. A copy. Go minion, go find it for me. What? You want a hint too? Hmm. Well they have tails, the weapon is kinda spiky, its wrapped all pretty in Masters writing. What? You want a NAME? That's not how this game will work, silly minion. Don't take too long, now!
Aha! I knew you would find it! See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Let's continue.
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Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
The squishy minion is back! You don't like being called a squishy minion? But that is what you are! Anywho, we aren't here to play THAT game. You are here to play mine! Now I will need a disguise of sorts. With a few rogue voids running around, you gotta conceal yourself somehow. There is a dark dungeon - a keep, one might say - descending into the earth, filled with creatures of all kinds. It has a few different levels, but what I seek is on the second floor. A creature's head can make for a really convincing mask, you know… Especially with those big, red beady eyes.
Aaah. how perfect this is. They won't expect a thing. Hm? You want to know what I mean by that? No. minion. You don't have to concern yourself with that just yet.
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Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Hello again, small minion! Are you back from your trip? I have more things for you to find. I'm sending you to a very large area, so by try not to get too lost! It's all wet, mucky and EW and I do not want to go there and ruin MY clothes. That's why I have you! You'll have to explore deep into it to find what I want. There lurks in this place a large, ugly, green monstrosity clad in armor and holding a chipped-looking sword. I want you to go get me some of his armor. That iron can be used for many devious things.
Aaaah, this iron is so durable for what I need. Good job, small minion. You did well in finding it.
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Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Hello again, my little helper! You know, I been thinking, what I'm wearing looks kind of…dull, don't you think? I should look more…tacky. Yes, tacky. I should look more like YOU! Now don't get your feathers all ruffled, I meant that as a compliment! A compliment of the highest degree, I dare say! Hows about you go fetch me something fancy from a dresser. I don't care who you steal from or where you get it. No, that's a lie - I DO. I hear the resort is somewhat popular with your kind. Unfortunate about the overnight stays though. Hopefully you can survive!
Would you look at that. I say, I might even look tackier than you if I wear those! Thank you, minion!
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- A Fancy, Shmancy New Outfit x1
Rewards:
Thanks to ShatteredReality.
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Fragile minion. you're back. Are you feeling peckish? Should we take a break? What? I'm not as heartless as those other voids you know. What an offensive assumption - you're lucky I'm NICE! Anywho, I was thinking… how about we share something to eat? Your kind needs to eat. no? Perfect! But uhh, I don't have any of those THINGS you mortals like to use for eating. so you'll need to go find me some. I hear there are some felines who have this…tool. That you humans use to eat. Do you want to go fetch one?
Don't look so irritated. I just forgot the name of it. You don't want any? Well, that was a waste of time for both of us now wasn't it?
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- Small Bowl-shaped Eating Tool x1
Rewards:
Thanks to ShatteredReality.
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Note: This quest name is a parody of the song Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler.
Hero! Oooh, hero! I'm so glad you're here! You must do your JOB! Silly squishy minion, I don't ever and will never need YOUR help. Don't forget we're playing MY game and we're only playing because I'm BORED. Anywho, "hero", a princess needs rescuing. She's been holding out for a hero for awhile now. She's stuck inside a very confusing dungeon. Maybe you can find the pony inside and that can be your steed while you rescue your fair maiden?
Hm? You're back? She wasn't your type I take it?
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- Your Princess is Not in this Castle x1
Rewards:
Thanks to ShatteredReality.
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Hay Hero, are you "beach body ready"? I'm not calling you fat, it's just a question. Anyways, feel free to relax. Yes really. You can relax but you need to show me you actually CAN relax since you look so…Hmmm, I don't know how to describe it. Stiff? Boring? Something along those lines. You'll need to find some beach gear. I hear there's a nice beach you can find something to play with on your temporary vacation. A really round and colorful thing. I know - COLORS. Disgusting. But you clearly don't care about "disgusting", considering what you are…eh….wearing.
Look at you, learning to relax. It's about time.
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Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Look. I have a favor to ask you. I don't like bugs. I hate them. Absolutely most vile things to have ever existed. I want you to go take care of a very big creepy crawly. Just thinking about it gives me the shivers. Go squish it. yeah? I would do it myself. but you know, I hate to get my boots dirty just for a BUG. You'll find it a very damp and wet place. The area is covered in webs. You'll know it when you see it.
Ok, ew, don't show me the evidence. I already believed you. STOP, DON'T BRING IT ANY CLOSER.
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Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Minion, I cannot lie, for my poor soul is lonely and I need a companion. No, you stop that I don't want a living person, why do you have such twisted ideas? No, I want a dog. Not just any kind of dog though. I want a big white fluffy doggo. It is rather cold where he can be found, so do bundle up, its awfully cold outside.
Awww its so CUTE with its wittle paws trying to claw me, and it's even mad enough to try and bite me face off! Minion! Do you want to play with him too? I think I'll name him Tris.
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Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
So, little minion. There's this dragon. I'm not sum of your ever heard of the mysterious fourth wall, but someone at the Underground Lab LOVES this dragon. It gets spoiled, honestly. Everytime there's some sort of limited time item drop event, this thing gets it, and I have to wonder who is spoiling this dragon so much. Go get me a weapon, anything that tickles your fancy from it. Voids need love and attention, too, mysterious worker.
How do I look? Do I look dazzling? Stunning? Hmm, I think I look like quite the rarity, don't you agree?
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