Captain Rhubarb

At Battleon

Programming Pirate, Code Captain
Ahoy, Hero! I be Captain Rhubarb, the most tasteful pie-rate to sail the seas of Lore! An' I've been battlin' through the binary seas makin' sure ye can begin yer adventures for ten years. I've gone through 13 ships since first met Artix, an' I've never looked back! Thanks fer adventurin' with me! Now… would ye like to hunt fer my treasure map?

Treasure Map?
Yarrrr, every pirate has a treasure hidden away, an' I'm not different! I've packed away me finest threads to celebrate my anniversary, but I've lost th' map to the chest I keep'em in and those landlubbin' ninja nopperabo in Hachiko must have stolen it! /Join Hachiko and defeat the Ninja Nopperabo to get my map back!

More Maps?!
Well shiver me timbers, I'd fergotten I put treausre maps in m' treasure chest! If'n you keep the Pet, Weapon, or Cape Treasure Maps… be able to trade them in soon fer some might fine loot… I just need t'find where the booty's buried!

- Pie-Rate Shop

At Kaiju War

+ New

Captain of the Red Betty
Blimey! First 'twas dragons, now it be giant kaiju from th' sea… why do I keep gettin' attacked by all these monsters?! It be a jolly thing I 'ave mates like you to keep me fleet, an' Lolosia safe! These "Kaiju Corsairs" won't stand a chance.

Kaiju Corsairs?
Th' Kaiju Corsairs - so named 'cause their secret weapon be a gigantic monster! It swims hidden under th' commander's galleon, until another ship attacks. Then, it emerges from the depths an' destroys their opponent. They say it 'as a mental link with the fleet's commander, Cap'n Kraylox, an' that's what keeps it under the fleet's control. Kill the Cap'n, and they lose their kaiju.

Skyguard Allies?
General Zephis has brought th' Skyguard t'help defend Lolosia! They'll attack th' beast from above while we fight the pirates from below. We just need t'be keepin' their supply of ammunition nice 'n full.

Cyseriffic Lim
Blow me down! Those two crazy mates have really done it! They've built a giant fightin' contraption big enough and strong enough t' take on a giant monster from the depths! Here's hopin' they survive.

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests
- Kaiju War Chest

After completing the 'Keelhaul Klashex' quest:

Captain of the Red Betty
Finally! - we've sent th' monster back t'the sea, and th' Kaiju Corsairs have turned tail and run like th' cowards they are! Let's head back t'shore and enjoy the rest of th' festivities!

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests
- Kaiju War Chest

+ Old

Captain of the Red Betty
I got this letter here from Cap'n Kraylox! Says… "Ye have awakened th' Kraken within my soul. Prepare to meet yer DOOM. .. HERO. I challenge ye t' one on one combat. We meet on th' kaiju-field of battle Friday. Bring yer shroud." …Sounds t' ME like ol' Tentacle Face needs time t' prepare to face US. HA!

Kaiju Corsairs?
Th' Kaiju Corsairs - so named 'cause their secret weapon be a gigantic monster! It swims hidden under th' commander's galleon, until another ship attacks. Then, it emerges from the depths an' destroys their opponent. They say it 'as a mental link with the fleet's commander, Cap'n Kraylox, an' that's what keeps it under the fleet's control. Kill the Cap'n, and they lose their kaiju.

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests
- Kaiju War Chest

+ Older

Captain of the Red Betty
Blimey! First 'twas dragons, now it be giant kaiju from th' sea… why do I keep gettin' attacked by all these monsters?! It be a jolly thing I 'ave mates like you to keep me fleet, an' Lolosia safe! These "Kaiju Corsairs" won't stand a chance.

Kaiju Corsairs?
Th' Kaiju Corsairs - so named 'cause their secret weapon be a gigantic monster! It swims hidden under th' commander's galleon, until another ship attacks. Then, it emerges from the depths an' destroys their opponent. They say it 'as a mental link with the fleet's commander, Cap'n Kraylox, an' that's what keeps it under the fleet's control. Kill the Cap'n, and they lose their kaiju.

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests

After the Kaiju War meter reached 25%:

Skyguard Allies?
General Zephis has brought th' Skyguard t'help defend Lolosia! They'll attack th' beast from above while we fight the pirates from below. We just need t'be keepin' their supply of ammunition nice 'n full.

After the Kaiju War meter reached 50%:

Cyseriffic Lim
Blow me down! Those two crazy mates have really done it! They've built a giant fightin' contraption big enough and strong enough t' take on a giant monster from the depths! Here's hopin' they survive.

After the Kaiju War meter reached 75%:

- Kaiju War Chest

At Lolosia

Programming Pirate, Code Captain
Ahoy, Hero! I be Captain Rhubarb, the most tasteful pie-rate to sail the seas of Lore! An' I've been battlin' through the binary seas makin' sure ye can begin yer adventures for ten years. I've gone through 13 ships since first met Artix, an' I've never looked back! Thanks fer adventurin' with me! Now… would ye like to hunt fer my treasure map?

Treasure Map?
Yarrrr, every pirate has a treasure hidden away, an' I'm not different! I've packed away me finest threads to celebrate my anniversary, but I've lost th' map to the chest I keep'em in and those landlubbin' ninja nopperabo in Hachiko must have stolen it! /Join Hachiko and defeat the Ninja Nopperabo to get my map back!

More Maps?!
Well shiver me timbers, I'd fergotten I put treausre maps in m' treasure chest! If'n you keep the Pet, Weapon, or Cape Treasure Maps… be able to trade them in soon fer some might fine loot… I just need t'find where the booty's buried!

- Pie-Rate Shop

During the Deep Terror War:

+ After the War

Honorable Pirate
Ahoy, Hero! I be Captain Rhubarb, an' th' war for Lolosia has not been forgotten… only delayed. Th' Mysterious Aquamancer - whoever THAT be - has riled things up like a surprise storm. There might still be spies tryin' to take over, an' I mean ta' catch'em! If ye want to prove YE arent' a spy, then ye won't mind a little interrogation. Right? If'n' ye stop answering questions mid-quiz, then you'll have to start

Instructions
Begin answering questions by clicking the "Answer Questions" button to go to the quiz minigame.
If you leave the minigame before finishing, you'll have to start over.
If you get a question wrong, you will have to battle sea monsters.
Get 20 questions right to prove to Captain Rhubarb that you are NOT a spy for the pirates!

Treasure Map?
Ahoy, Hero! I be Captain Rhubarb, the most tasteful pie-rate to sail the seas of Lore! An' I've been battlin' through the binary seas makin' sure ye can begin yer adventures for ten years. I've gone through 13 ships since first met Artix, an' I've never looked back! When it comes to war, my loyalty's with him and his friends!

- Pie-Rate Shop

- Answer Questions

+ During the War

Honorable Pirate
Ahoy, Hero! I be Captain Rhubarb, an' it be WAR for Lolosia between the Naval Commanders and the Pirates. Some dirty, misbegotten son of a seaslug double-crossed me, and now my honor's suspect. I'm on the hunt for any more spies… an' I am questioning EVERYONE.
If ye want to prove YE arent' a spy, then ye won't mind a little interrogation. Right?
If'n' ye stop answering questions mid-quiz, then you'll have to start

Instructions
Begin answering questions by clicking the "Answer Questions" button to go to the quiz minigame.
If you leave the minigame before finishing, you'll have to start over.
If you get a question wrong, you will have to battle sea monsters.
Get 20 questions right to prove to Captain Rhubarb that you are NOT a spy for the pirates!

Treasure Map?
Ahoy, Hero! I be Captain Rhubarb, the most tasteful pie-rate to sail the seas of Lore! An' I've been battlin' through the binary seas makin' sure ye can begin yer adventures for ten years. I've gone through 13 ships since first met Artix, an' I've never looked back! When it comes to war, my loyalty's with him and his friends!

- Pie-Rate Shop

- Answer Questions

At Wrath

Captain of the Red Betty
Before we came here, my crew and I finally found an' unearthed the buried treasure of "Evil Eye" Grim. While we was headed aft to shore, the dragon started t'attack us. Gorgorath - that's what the undead horde be callin' her.

Tell Me More
We called th' rest of t' fleet, hopin' that with enough cannon balls, we could fight her off. But all it did was make her angry! She took out half our fleet before we finally outsailed her - but when we got t'shore, her army of undead was here waitin' for us!

After completing the 'Count Not to Four' quest:

Captain of the Red Betty
We've got t'be doin' somethin' about these blasted undead! Not even Artix's paladin-grenades are keepin' em down. I'm thinkin' they be followin' us because of something we found in Evil Eye's treasure. Let's you an' I look into that while Artix keeps hammerin' at em.

- I'm With You
- Captain Rhubarb's Quests

After completing the 'Talk to Captain Rhubarb' quest:

Captain of the Red Betty
We've got t'be doin' somethin' about these blasted undead! Not even Artix's paladin-grenades are keepin' em down. I'm thinkin' they be followin' us because of something we found in Evil Eye's treasure. Let's you an' I look into that while Artix keeps hammerin' at em.

This Dragon Problem
Before we came here, my crew and I finally found an' unearthed the buried treasure of "Evil Eye" Grim. While we was headed aft to shore, the dragon started t'attack us. Gorgorath - that's what the undead horde be callin' her.

Tell Me More
We called th' rest of t' fleet, hopin' that with enough cannon balls, we could fight her off. But all it did was make her angry! She took out half our fleet before we finally outsailed her - but when we got t'shore, her army of undead was here waitin' for us!

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests

After completing the 'Find the Jewel' quest:

Captain of the Red Betty
Shiver me timbers! Slay that screechin' grave-lubber before he keelhauls us all!

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests

After completing the 'Defeat Droghor the Screecher!' quest:

Captain of the Red Betty
Looks like ye'll have to handle this beastie yerself, bucko! Those two are too busy fightin' each other te be much use!

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests

After completing the 'Defeat Gorgorath!' quest:

Captain of the Red Betty
Well, that was a complete and total bilge-suckin' mess. I be glad that Gorgorath's not after me crew anymore, but I be far less glad that she got away with th' Jewel of the Undying! Now we be havin' an immortal dracolich t'contend with! Ye buckos had best be findin' a way t'fix this!

- Captain Rhubarb's Quests

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Locations:

• Battleon
• Kaiju War
• Lolosia
• Wrath

Notes:

• Also see:
  • Fierce Pie-Rate.
  • Pie-Rate Captain.

At Battleon / Lolosia

+ New

+ Old

At Kaiju War

+ New

+ Old

At Wrath

Thanks to GuardMice, ShatteredReality and .Shadow//

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