Locations/Replays:
- Brains - Plays after joining the location for the first time per login before completing the 'Ladies First' quest
«Scene: Kimberly and her band on Screen 1 of Brains»
The Day That BattleOn Had Its Brains Sucked Out!
George Lowe: I hope you're not allergic too… TERROR! Because I don't carry an epi-pen. That's on YOU.
George Lowe: It was only a few months ago… before the invention of the interwebs, and the color TVs.
George Lowe: The town of BattleOn had been experiencing strange power outages.
George Lowe: Strange…mostly because they only use candle light.
George Lowe: Kimberly from One-Eyed Doll had just arrived… little did she know she was walking into the middle of the most important battle to save our world… since last week.
Kimberly: Woooow! This would be a FANTASTIC place to set up for our show.
Kimberly: Junioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!! Oh, you're right there. Hi!
«Kimberly turns towards Junior»
Kimberly: Let's start setting up. I would be very much enjoying making some musics happening here.
«Warlic with a slime over his head falls to the ground next to Kimberly»
Kimberly: Hi, you must be Warlic.
Warlic: *Moan* BLARGH!
Kimberly: I expected you to be a little more… I dunno…
«Close up on Warlic's Slime Head»
Kimberly: … able to speak.
Warlic: GREETINGS, terrestrial being! Please take us to your leader's brain.
Kimberly: Brains!? I don't think that's a good idea.
Warlic: Very well. We will take your brains.
Kimberly: What?! My brains! But I need those for thinking.
Kimberly: Hmm. What's in it for me?
Warlic: You will never be alone again. Mwahahahahahahahaaaaa…
«Multiple villagers with slimes over their heads appear on the screen»
Warlic ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Kimberly: Yikes! Cheese it!
«Scene: Back to George Lowe standing next to campfire»
George Lowe: Then there was a really exciting chase scene where One-Eyed Doll ran for their lives. There was running, explosions, a mounted frogzard police chase scene, a shower… but I won't bore you with that. They ended up in… the inn.
«Scene: Kimberly on Screen 7 of Brains»
Kimberly: This doesn't look good guys. They are all out of moglinberry smoothies!
«Close up on Kimberly's band with slimes over their heads as well»
Kimberly: Now it looks worse. HELP!
«Hero runs to Kimberly»
Hero: Never fear! I is here!
Kimberly: Hero! All of the townsfolk have been taken over by evil alien slime brain slurper monsters! You have to save them… cause I really want a moglinberry smooooooth---ie!
Hero: You can count on me!
Hero: Hey… wait a second. How come everyone else gets voice acting except me?
George Lowe: Well champ, we're all reading our lines… you gotta read your own.
Hero: Oh. That makes sense.
George Lowe: Now get out there and save the world. slugger.
Kimberly: Wait! Wait! We need DANGER music….
George Lowe: Ok!
George Lowe: Duh da duh da duh da duh da dun daa…. (and so on)
Kimberly: … something's wrong with my guitar.
Hero: I could tell. Wish me luck out there! Battle on!
«Scene fades»
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