Baron Bayconn

Tax Collector
Two for treasury, one for me… one for treasury, two for me "coughs" Whats? Whats is it? Can't you see I'm busy here?
You say, "I've been sent by Gravelyn to redeem her father's Unlife insurance."

An insurance policy? An UNLIFE insurance police? Give me that! I've only ever done one of these and it was for Sepulchure and he'll never die!
You say, "He DID die - Drakath destroyed him. Ask King Alteon if you don't believe me"

No, no way. This was such a sure thing that he was insured for ONE TREEEELION GOLD *cough* ONE TRILLION GOLD!

If you think I'm paying this out, you've got another thing coming… and it won't be fun. This is treason. GUARDS! To the dungeon!



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