Bacon Cat Force Prophecy

Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Ziri and the rest of the Throne of Darkness villains on a gray, sandy beach»

Ziri: Then, <Hero> was all like, "I NEED TO GO! I NEED TO GO!"
Ziri: Ziri said.. No problem! Come on over to my Squid Ice Cream Underwater Fortress!

Sekt: What the heck is wrong with you?

Ziri: Lots of things according to my therapist!

Scarletta: A… squid… ice cream… underwater fortress?

Ziri: No no no… it was a Flying Bacon Cat Cloud Palace!
Ziri: YEAH! That's it!

Pax: I can only use canned chat.

Ziri: I brought <Hero> there to fulfill the Bacon Cat Force Prophecy!

Sekt: Prophecies are MY thing! You can't just go stealing MY THING!

Ziri: Ziri wishes Sekt's head was a volley ball.

«In a puff of purple smoke, Sekt's head is now a volleyball.»

Ziri: THIS…

Scarletta: Oh no… Ziri.

Ziri: IS…

Scarletta: Ziri.. we really need to talk.

Ziri: THE BACON CAT FORCE PROPHECY OF KITTY BOO BOO, THE OVERLORD OF THE CATVERSE!

«Sekt knocks his volleyball head off»

Ziri: So it begins…

«Scene fades»


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