Locations/Replays:
- Grimskull Annex - Upon first time joining
- Button in Artix's Wedding
- Button in Battle Wedding
- Button in Grimskull Annex
- Button in Wedding Dead
- Talk to Adam or Michelle in Artix's Wedding
«Scene: Outside Grimskull Dungeon»
Hero: WOW! Now THAT was an epic battle!
[We join our heroes somewhere outside DoomWood, near a dungeon with a strangely familiar logo on it.]
Artix: Agreed! There is NOTHING better than battling the evil undead!
Daimyo: Arf!
Artix: Huh?
Hero: Huh?
Daimyo: Arf! Arf!
Artix: Daimyo, what do you mean "there is more to life than battling the undead"?
Hero: He has a point… you might be TOO focused on fighting the undead.
Artix: Wait.. you can understand Daimyo too?
Hero: Of course!
[Note: The hero has a lot of secret abilities. SO MANY secrets….]
Daimyo: Arf!!!
Artix: A GIRLFRIEND!?!? What do you mean I need a girlfriend?
Artix: Not sure if you noticed… but every girl in this land wants to kill me.
Daimyo: Arf?
Artix: Vayle?! She is a Necromancer! … and still wants to kill me for destroying her undead brother in our last viral video.
Hero: What about Beleen?
Artix: Beleen!? I am deathly allergic to the color pink. If she even touches me my skin will burst into flames.
[Note: Both true and scientifically tested.]
Daimyo: *battle puppy whisper* …arf?
Artix: GRAVELYN!? THE EVIL EMPRESS OF THE SHADOWSCYTHE!?!? Seriously!? She has more reasons to kill me than you have bones!
[Daimyo is an undead slaying battle puppy… needless to say he has A LOT of bones.]
Artix: Sorry guys… I know you mean well, but I just do not think there is anyone out there… for someone like me.
(Girl Voice): HELP ME! HELP! ME!
Artix: I know I promised we would go straight to the Voltaire concert, Daimyo…
Artix: But that sounds like danger, and we ALWAYS help people in trouble. No matter what!
«Artix runs to the left off the screen»
Hero: ARTIX… WAIT!!!! That's one of Grimskull's Princess Anglers… *sigh* time to save Artix… again!
[Luckily you battled a Princess Angler before… otherwise you probably would have raced Artix to save her and fell in a trap.]
«The hero runs to the left off the screen»
Lord Of The Wedding Ring!
Next: The Black Dragon Ring