Locations/Replays:
«Scene: Valencia and Hero find the Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning»
Valencia: The scans indicate that the Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning is still in the ship! It looks like the strongest magical signal is coming from…
«Valencia picks up a box»
Valencia: …right here!
Valencia: You open it, <Hero>. I'm too nervous.
«Valencia covers her eyes with her hands»
Hero: It's… a…
«Valencia uncovers her eyes»
Valencia: Yes?
«Hero is holding the Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning»
Hero: It's a stick of butter.
Valencia: WHAT?
«Valencia reads the book»
Valencia: I guess I must have gotten that translation wrong.
«Hero holds up the Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning»
Hero: So what the heck do we do with this?
«Hero moves the Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning up and down»
Hero: I don't think it's working.
«Valencia lifts her eyes from the book, seeing something»
Valencia: Wait just a second! Is that…?
Valencia: It's an ancient idol of Cluckmoo, the Chickencow God!
Valencia: If I've learned one thing from my years of treasure hunting, it's this:
Valencia: If there's an ancient idol in the rom, you always put the magic item inside it!
«Hero opens the Cluckmoo Idol's microwave door»
Hero: What about in here?
«Valencia proceeds to put the Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning inside the Cluckmoo Idol, then types in numbers»
Hero: Are you… setting the time?
Valencia: It's been driving me crazy!
«Hero looks around»
Hero: But, we only.. just.. got here…
«Valencia smiles»
Valencia: There!
«The Enchanted Rod of Greased Lightning cooks inside the Cluckmoo Idol, then after a while the screen shakes»
Hero: Oh no.
Valencia: I have a bad feeling about this!
«Scene fades»
Next: Stupid Space Butter
