2nd Lord Of Chaos-es

Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Black screen»

When a great King, Queen, or Hero reaches a moral crossroad…
…legend says, the Twins appear.

«Screen fades»

«Scene: Hero sitting on a rock in a forest»

Hero: Hmmm…..
Hero: I just can't decide…
Hero: Should I join King Alteon and the forces of Good?
Hero: I could use my sword to protect and help the world!
Hero: Or should I join Gravelyn and the forces of Evil?
Hero: I could gain unspeakable power and riches.

«Screen rapidly zooms in towards the Hero»

Hero: Hmmmmm……

«Xing leans in from the left side of the screen»

Xing: You are wasting your time thinking about this.
Xing: CHOOSE EVIL!
Xing: By sitting here you are losing out on precious time you could be gaining power!

«Xang leans in from the right side of the screen»

Xang: NO! Join good! You could be become a true real hero of the land.
Xang: Be a champion of justice and a role model for children!

Xing: <sigh> Do not listen to her! Choose Evil. Choose Fortune, Power and better fashion sense!

Xang: I disagree! Good-guys look awesome! Choose Good and feel great about everything you do!

«The Hero starts»

Hero: I know exactly what to do! It was nice meeting you Twins….

«The Hero runs off. Xing and Xang slump, dejected»

Xing: Awwww…..

Xang: Awwww…..

Xing: Pfffft… that was WAY too…

Xang: … easy. Now we need to…

Xing: … find someone else who is in…

Xang: …need of our moral counseling!

«Xing and Xang look at each other»

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Drakath on his throne.»

Drakath: Whom shall I choose for my next Lord of Chaos? So many willing candidates.

«Screen zooms in on Drakath. Xing and Xang appear from both sides of the screen. Drakath jumps»

Drakath: WHAT!? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE YOU ARE HERE?

Xing: We came here to help you decide! .. to decide on the next Lord of Chaos!

Xang: We came here to help you decide! .. to decide on the next Lord of Chaos!

Xing: Choose someone wicked! Someone who will burn and destroy the land!

Xang: No. No. Choose someone good who will shower the world with random acts of kindness!

Xing: Pffft. Choose someone who will shower the world with plagues!

Xang: No! You should….

Drakath: Do ALL the people of this land find certainty and order through your well balanced arguments?

Drakath: HAHAHA…. THEN I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE!

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Black screen»

Some time later…

«Screen fades»

«Scene: Drakath stands with Xing and a rather different looking Xang in front of the Chaos Portal»

Drakath: HAHAHAHA! Twins, I shall accept your counsel on this next matter…
Drakath: …should I flood Battleon or burn it to the ground?

Xing: Burning is too slow! You should hurl a meteorite at it!

Xang: No!
Xang: You should hurl…
Xang: TWO meteorites at it!!

Drakath: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Xing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Xang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

«Drakath uses his chaos powers and two meteorites fly through space»

Time until impact…. 1 WEEK

«Scene fades»


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